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whatthedick: (122 ❤ ғᴏʀɢᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏᴄᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴏʀ)

[personal profile] whatthedick 2016-09-23 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
1. why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?

2. I totes stole your whore crown.

3. you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"

4. I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
aurabble: (who wore it better)

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[personal profile] aurabble 2016-09-23 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
you can keep it. it looks better on you

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offwithhishat: dreacons (pic#8698244)

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[personal profile] offwithhishat 2016-09-24 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
It seemed reasonable at the time.

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unhappy: (You just made me lose this level.)

[personal profile] unhappy 2016-09-23 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.

2. I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.

3. Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
aurabble: (i came here to have a good time)

[personal profile] aurabble 2016-09-23 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you sure that was a dog

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stairsbro: (blank; porn sword)

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[personal profile] stairsbro 2016-09-23 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
rage and pizza cause the pizza cancels out the rage
its just impossible to be angry while eating pizza

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aurabble: (classy fashion)

[personal profile] aurabble 2016-09-23 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
1. You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN

2. I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...

3. I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.

4. I tried to avoid catching feelings but then she took me out to breakfast
stairsbro: night-frights (talk; more like)

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[personal profile] stairsbro 2016-09-23 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
dude you needed like 10 stitches

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inquisitor_lavellan: (neutral - looking away)

[personal profile] inquisitor_lavellan 2016-09-23 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
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I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.


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I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend


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who do you think you are?

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someone who doesn't ask that question


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your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today

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stairsbro: <lj site="tumblr.com" user="ikimaru"> (rose; annoy)

[personal profile] stairsbro 2016-09-23 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
1. yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face be there soon

2. why are there so many fucking lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!

3. i just got arrested apparently dont move means dont move

4. dude taco bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when i won a bet on wether i could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth

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badly_behaved_priest: (Unhappy: 3)

[personal profile] badly_behaved_priest 2016-09-24 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
1. Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.

2. He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.

3. My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.

4. Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
inquisitor_lavellan: (Default)

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[personal profile] inquisitor_lavellan 2016-09-24 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
I don't even know who you're talking about and I agree.

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swordprincess: (Ponder)

[personal profile] swordprincess 2016-09-24 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
1. Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?

2. You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...

3. Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
hugs_for_nugs: (2)

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[personal profile] hugs_for_nugs 2016-09-24 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Yes.

No?

No...

No!

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innocent_royal: Supposedly done in class. (With candy)

[personal profile] innocent_royal 2016-09-24 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
1. You told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site.

2. I'm so glad you haven't fallen off anymore yachts.

3. I didn't want to be heard sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.

4. Well, I just had a flashback of something I did in 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.

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orlokbutterfly: ([Casual] Wait what)

[personal profile] orlokbutterfly 2016-09-24 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
1. Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins

2. Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"

3. No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.

4. I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you

5. We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
fierybluebird: (lazily mocking you)

[personal profile] fierybluebird 2016-09-24 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
4. Don't worry, you're my boss, it's different.

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im_gonna_heal_u: (impish)

[personal profile] im_gonna_heal_u 2016-09-24 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
1. I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Attleton are pretty helpful.

2. But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can actually have fun >:). Whatever.

3. i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
koishi_komeiji: Art by: Po R (monopoly) (07 Surprised 2)

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[personal profile] koishi_komeiji 2016-09-24 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You really need to find yourself some new hobbies. I don't think drawing dicks all over honnouji academy is acceptable. Even if it is only with chalk.

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offwithhishat: (pic#10512950)

[personal profile] offwithhishat 2016-09-24 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
1. Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.

2. They invited me to see "Alison Wonderland". THAT'S NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL.

3. We sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. He actually started crying when I convinced him his chute didn't open.

4. I vaguely remember you shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before attempting to order a case of tequila from him.
stairsbro: blues-drive-monster (nervous; !)

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[personal profile] stairsbro 2016-09-24 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
"we" ?
please tell me the cat isnt drunk

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justicereigns: (mm justice)

[personal profile] justicereigns 2016-09-24 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
1. That jawline could have its fucking way with me.

2. I don't care how hot he is, I will not strip for him to country music.

3. Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.

4. I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
om_nom_namur: Art by Jozu on Pixiv (creeper)

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[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2016-09-24 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Dont look at me man it wurnt my falt

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spoilsfun: (Murder in Retrospect)

[personal profile] spoilsfun 2016-09-24 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
1. I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.

2. Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying home.

3. I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils.

4. I didn't realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills.

How else could I explain the last few years?

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orangeoutlaw: (who me)

[personal profile] orangeoutlaw 2016-09-24 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
1. He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.

2. I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.

3. He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake

4. All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
fierybluebird: [Marco arching an eyebrow leaning on an arm with blue background] (Is that so?)

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[personal profile] fierybluebird 2016-09-24 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Go Ace. Go. Live the dream, yoi.

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ghostofrazgriz: (what)

[personal profile] ghostofrazgriz 2016-09-24 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
1. im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer

2. i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot

3. I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.

4. Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
brokeyourarm: (pic#9858105)

[personal profile] brokeyourarm 2016-09-24 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
1. my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?

2. Everybody was literally kung fu fighting

3. I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone.
justicereigns: (heh)

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[personal profile] justicereigns 2016-09-24 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
That's how you know things are good.

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followthetwine: (pic#1184196)

[personal profile] followthetwine 2016-09-24 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
1. No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.

2. Remember the time you cried about coconuts?

3. Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now
koishi_komeiji: Art by: inasaki shirau (26 Oh Really?)

[personal profile] koishi_komeiji 2016-09-24 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
1) Don't tell me you're on acid again

2) You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.

3) You should photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.

4) Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.

5) I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.

6) Text Her!
om_nom_namur: Art by Jozu on Pixiv (and I was like "whut?")

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[personal profile] om_nom_namur 2016-09-24 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Sownds liek a winner
Unless u dig maids insted of dudes
In wich case why the hell is ther a naked dude at ur place?

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nrgsvr: (Default)

[personal profile] nrgsvr 2016-09-24 10:55 am (UTC)(link)

1) Remember the time you cried about coconuts

2) Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.

3) You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone

4) In theory, it seemed like it would work
astronema: (Disapproving)

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Edited 2016-10-08 13:01 (UTC)
its_dad_sanzo: (a jug fills drop by drop)

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