Chocolate Crack Meme

[gorgeous_sin]

Chocolates with Side Effects

You all remember ye olde crack memes with a bunch of RNG options. Enjoy this golden oldie and eat some delicious chocolate...AND CONSEQUENCES.

1. Fudge Truffle - Love at first sight - The next person you see, you immediately fall in love with them. The degree of passion may vary! Whether you follow them around like a lovesick puppy, or throw the person over your shoulder and race to the nearest chapel to get married, all that matters is that there's love and plenty of it!
2. Orange Cream - Hate at first sight - Argh, no one likes this flavor! Who put that there?! You're so mad! And the next person you see will feel the brunt of all that pent up aggression and anger.
3. Peppermint Thin - Part of your body turns blue/green (skin, eyes, hair, etc.) 0 What it says on the tin. Dah ba dee dah ba dah, baby.
4. Cherry Cordial - Compelled to passionately kiss/hug the next person you see - More short-lived than the others, as the compulsion only lasts until you've kissed/hugged that person. Have fun trying to explain that.
5. Maple Nut - Internal thoughts and/or secrets appear in a speech bubble above the head - All those things you've tried to keep hidden from other people are now on public display. Better hope there's an illiteracy chocolate in there. (Spoilers: There isn't.)
6. Vanilla - Turn intangible and/or invisible - If you're a troll, this is the best thing you could have eaten. On the other hand, senpai will never notice you.
7. Coconut - ONLY SINGING/RHYMING - You can only communicate musically. Whether it's singing, rhyming, or speaking to people in song titles/lyrics, today is your very own musical day.
8. Almond Cluster - Turn into an animal - Congratulations! Now you're a wallaby. (Or dog, cat, horse, whatever.)
9. Eat Two at Once - Delusions of grandeur - You thought combining two effects would result in multiple effects? FOOL! You now believe you can do impossible things, and spot evil lurking where it really isn't. That dumpster was looking at you funny, punch it! That girl didn't have exact change so clearly the cashier will make her his captive slave, rescue her! Go, be stupid!
10. Crisp Rice - Gushing positivity - Everyone you meet needs to hear all their best qualities right freaking now. You like their hair. Their smile. They tie their shoes so perfectly. They've just gotta know how highly your character thinks of them!
11. Solid Milk Chocolate - Depression - This chocolate didn't even have a filling. That's so sad. And now so are you. Better climb in the dumpster because you're traaaaaaash.
12. Caramel - Heartfelt confession - Different from the 'love at first sight' in that you already know who you care about most, so you run straight to them and confess everything. Unrequited love, guilt, secret admiration... Every barrier and inhibition is gone until you've poured your heart out.
13. WILD FLAVOR - Make up your own effect! There are still a lot of flavors to be tasted, after all.

Comments

Minako Aino / Sailor Venus

[sailor_v]

Re: Minako Aino / Sailor Venus

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Pick one :D

Yang Xiao Long

[solar_flare]

Re: Yang Xiao Long

[light_of_willpower]

Pick one (I have no preference:) )

Orihime Inoue

[leekspins]

Re: Orihime Inoue

[light_of_willpower]

WILD Flavor Options! (I came up with ideas)
Dark-Chocolate--You're compelled to tell the next person you see your darkest fears and fantasies. Enjoy explaining that one...

Mocha--You have ALL THIS ENERGY and don't know what to do with it. Is this what a hummingbird feels like all the time? Puppies? Children? Can we bottle this and make it a new power-source?

Graverobber

[quick_clean_pure]

Winry Rockbell

[brbgettingwrench]

Albus Dumbledore

[chambermusicandtenpins]

Kaoru Hitachiin

[devilishkaoru]

Chiaki Namani

[gamerrep]

Rialynn Kollmann

[rialynn]

Re: Rialynn Kollmann

[light_of_willpower]

WILD FLAVOR OPTIONS (Because I'm having fun with this okay)

Champurrado--Is it hot in here? It's hot in here, you're blushing and feel flushed and can't seem to cool down! This spicy-sweet-smooth treat is heating things up.

Strawberry-Creme-- You can't stop gushing about your favorite sappy memories to anyone who will listen, and find everyone and everything just SO SWEET! And you must tell them so, the dears...

Mantis

[uglypet]

(Future) Trunks Brief

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