The Dating Game Meme!

[bigbadrose]

And cue the Cheesy Music!

COME ON DOWWWWN~!

Why waste(?) time looking for love in all the wrong places? Go on multiple blind dates at once for the amusement of others! Separated by a cheesy partition, ask absurd questions like, "If you were in a fruit salad, which fruit would you be and why?" that might just help you find your soulmate!! Or a serial killer. Post your character's name, interested gender (and/or species) of applicants and ask them weird questions to find out if they're the one for you! Or go on to put your Contestant # on their replies and let them choose you!! Love awaits around every corner!

Comments

[om_nom_namur]

They got laws 'bout how tall y' can let your plants grow. If that don't say got a stick so far up yer ass yer spittin' leaves out yer mouth then I'unno what does.

[quick_clean_pure]

Yeah, that's fair 'nuff. Can't argue with that one.

Next up: which is better, a big house with every luxury that you can never leave, or a tiny apartment with just the basics in the part of the world you find most exciting?

[om_nom_namur]

Second.

[quick_clean_pure]

Cool. What's your reasons?

[om_nom_namur]

Fancy cages is still cages. Gimme freedom.

[DUH]

[quick_clean_pure]

Yeah, can't disagree with that one.

All right, next: you have to be an animal for the rest of your life. It doesn't have to match your personality type, necessarily. What animal do ya pick?

[om_nom_namur]

[Namur just stares out at the audience, the most deadpan nonexpression on his face. There's laughter, and then more laughter when his response is:]

A duck.

[quick_clean_pure]

Interesting pick. Why ducks?

[om_nom_namur]

No reason, jus' said it for the hell a it. If y' thought I oughta be an animal which'd y' pick?

[quick_clean_pure]

A hyena, for your amazing sense of humor.

[om_nom_namur]

[.....]

[Whispers.]

What's a hyena?

[quick_clean_pure]

Furry things that live in Africa that laugh a lot and were villains in a popular movie.