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(A) Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.

(B) Sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. His bark made it sound like he wanted it.

(C) In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us.

(D) Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, I french braided it. I am such a great friend.

(E) And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right.

That was you? I thought it was Dove.

Doves can't braid. They're only good at making nests.

I mean my friend, that's her name.

Does she have feathers?

Sort of? She has wings.

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(D) Do French braids suit me?

Not as much as an afro would!

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I think I prefer the braids if we're being honest.

We can braid the afro!

That sounds difficult. I know you will leave it half done.

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A) FROSTING FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!
B) He always does. Don't give in.

Frabjous! You must join me in this screaming match!

Who do you think started it?

The Muffin Man!

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That explains it; get one text that just says "Time-stamp" and another hours later that said "Wanted a record."

Going for best time?

Self improvement is very important! I once had 5 cards chasing me in under 2 minutes.

Cards? I mean, I suppose I agree with you in theory about self-improvement.

Specifically from the house of Spades!

Have you been improving yourself lately?

Cupcakes use cake batter in a muffin tin. Most people never use muffin batter in a cake tin.

[ Serious face is serious. For serious matters. ]

I would use muffin batter in a cake tin if I wanted a giant muffin!

But that won't bake evenly. Then you'll end up with sticky, raw muffins.

How do cakes bake evenly in a cake tin then?

Pigeons kick back, yoi.

That's the best part! It's not fun if they don't fight back.

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