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genessiacrackers2018-09-14 12:46 pm
plungeintofire) wrote in genessiacrackers2018-09-14 12:46 pm
1. I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
2. I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
3. why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
2. I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
3. why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
(A) Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
(B) Sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. His bark made it sound like he wanted it.
(C) In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us.
(D) Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, I french braided it. I am such a great friend.
(E) And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right.
(B) Sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. His bark made it sound like he wanted it.
(C) In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us.
(D) Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, I french braided it. I am such a great friend.
(E) And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right.
1. The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
2.Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
3. I have surprise drugs for everyone
2.Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
3. I have surprise drugs for everyone
1. I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
2. it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
3. Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
4. woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. I don't know if I should consider this good or bad
6. There's about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever
2. it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
3. Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
4. woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. I don't know if I should consider this good or bad
6. There's about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever
1. Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
2. You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while I made alien sound effects
3. Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
4. I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
2. You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while I made alien sound effects
3. Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
4. I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Edited 2018-09-14 20:53 (UTC)
01. I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj".
02. You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
03. I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
04. Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives.
05. (30+ M/F swole soldier types only) You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you.
06. [ Text her! ]
02. You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
03. I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
04. Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives.
05. (30+ M/F swole soldier types only) You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you.
06. [ Text her! ]
Just put it to 'it's complicated' like everyone else does. Also, congrats on banging Gellert.
I thought I was to blame for the bbq sauce, I am a cook after all.
Fair enough but that person is gonna be super fucking high
3. Congratulations you two. When's the wedding?
(3)
Fight break out at the bar of the BBQ place?
Fight break out at the bar of the BBQ place?
Most likely as a promise, but I imagine the parents might not take it that way.
That is a fair assessment of it, yes.
That is a fair assessment of it, yes.
[skjhsdkjfhlskdjfhldkfjshflksjdfh]
...thank you.
...thank you.
[AKJHKJHGFESW]
It's not quite like that.
It's not quite like that.
Well, that's going to make this an awkward Monday.
Doves can't braid. They're only good at making nests.
Mondays are always awkward. That's why everyone hates them.
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