TFLN

[plungeintofire]

You know what you must do.

Comments

[singinghuntress]

1. I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
2. it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
3. Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
4. woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. I don't know if I should consider this good or bad
6. There's about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever

They need to meet.

[greatestgood]

1.) Is this your idea of a pick-up line?

Yes they do.

[singinghuntress]

That depends, did it work?

German unity~

[greatestgood]

I'm intrigued, I admit, but I'm always open to new experiences.

Yes~

[singinghuntress]

Are you now? Then I can definitely give you one interesting new experience.

Have you ever slept with a vampire before?

[greatestgood]

I have not. Can I expect biting and blood? [Don't mind him taking samples during the act.]

[singinghuntress]

Sex wouldn't be fun without a little blood and biting.

[Does that answer his question?]

v o i c e ; 3

[v_hunter_d]

Hey I had to be quiet-ish! You know how D is!

By the way, I want to touch more than that hair of yours!

Re: v o i c e ; 3

[singinghuntress]

Lefty?

[...Why is she not surprised?]

I'm sure you want to do more than just touch my hair.

[v_hunter_d]

Oh, honey.. I want to swallow you whole. I got a nice size for you!

[singinghuntress]

As far as pick-up lines go, that is one of the worst ones I've heard in over a decade.

[v_hunter_d]

Oh, come on! Give me a try, D's a bum, he dresses like shit-- even Augustine can agree to that. You got a nice mouth on you, so do I!

[singinghuntress]

So what if he dresses bad. He's cute and even I can appreciate the body under those clothes.

Besides, you're all mouth and no body. How could you possibly satisfy a woman like me.

6

[chief_of_staff]

Sorry! I didn't mean to make a mess, really.

Re: 6

[singinghuntress]

Then how did all those grilled cheese end up on the ceiling!?

[chief_of_staff]

I don't know! I think I had too much to drink before I started cooking.

[singinghuntress]

Obviously.

Just how much did you drink last night?

[chief_of_staff]

Don't remember. Some wine ... maybe 3 glasses?

[singinghuntress]

I think you have more than three glasses.

There are three empty bottles in the living room.

3 & 4

[fierybluebird]

3. Why would I ever have to be drunk for that? It's like you don't even know me!
4. That'll happen when you date a fishmen. Never accept gillyweed.

Re: 3 & 4

[singinghuntress]

3. Sometimes I never know with you.
4. GDI is that what happened?

Re: 3 & 4

[fierybluebird]

3. ♥ ♥ ♥
4. I assume.

[He's not dumb enough to say "it's happened before." Open relationship and knowing about Namur's past or not!]

Re: 3 & 4

[singinghuntress]

3. This really is one crazy family
4. You assume or you know?

Re: 3 & 4

[fierybluebird]

3. The best.
4. Know.

[SNEAKY RIP.]

Re: 3 & 4

[singinghuntress]

3. Obviously
4. GDI I ended up drugged again, didn't I.

[She has to be with this family.]