Oh you're being so harsh with me now! I'm getting shivers. Though, I don't mean to disappoint one as lovely as yourself.... I'm afraid D's body is much stronger than you may think. I've been with him for ten-thousand years, give or take a few more thousand years.
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...So how long do you think until D realizes you're trying to convince my to sleep with you two.
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What do you mean 'buried him'.
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Why the hell does he need time in the dirt?
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Unfortunately for you, I sleep during the day and work at night.
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Which means, piss me off and I'll make sure you get a bullet to your face~. I'm extremely skilled with a sniper rifle. You won't even see it coming.
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I'll eat your bullets!
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Trust me when I say I can make a shot because I never miss.
Eat my bullets and I'll just have to shoot you off at the wrist. I'm sure D won't mind.
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Not once have we been separated.
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And here I might have to accuse you of robbing the cradle~. I'm only a little over a hundred years old, give or take a decade.
Besides, I've taken down helicoptor's with a musket ball before. It'll be interesting to see just how much fortitude he really has.
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Hehehe~
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[She's not going to lie, that's a little exciting to her..]
Oh shut up. Not my fault I'm younger than most of the vampires here.
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[Can she hear the teasing in her voice?]
Besides, I tend to draw zhe more primal side out of my lovers~. He might even surprise you if he vere to ever take me into his bed.