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[plungeintofire]

You know what you must do.

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[v_hunter_d]

I'm older than he is, wiser, more experienced, I have treasures in this mouth for you. A pocketful of wonders.

He's pale, cold, dumb.

[singinghuntress]

I'm not sure if that sounds creepy or pathetic.

Besides, I'm sure I have more experience than either one of you even if I'm not as old.

[v_hunter_d]

I've been on your side the whole time! I promise you! I wouldn't want to see such a lovely beauty, such as yourself, left unsatisfied!

[singinghuntress]

You've only been on 'my side' because you want to get laid.

[v_hunter_d]

Uh, isn't that the point of all this!

[singinghuntress]

...

Well, if you mean getting into D's pants then yes.

[v_hunter_d]

Oh~ yes! Good girl, we'll treat you right. No need to worry about that!

[singinghuntress]

You really are one horny parasite, aren't you.

Just how long has it been since D's been laid?

[v_hunter_d]

My dear! You would cry.

The length of time is so very unkind!

[singinghuntress]

That hardly tells me how long. That could mean anything from a few decades to a few centuries.

[v_hunter_d]

Just a few nights feels like centuries long to me, does it not for you!?

[singinghuntress]

[Soft snort.]

I share a bed with one of my lovers on a regular basis and visit the other when the mood takes me. If there's a few nights I don't get laid, it's because I choose not to.

[v_hunter_d]

The choice not to? To choose not to? Surely this is a great disservice to any who are blessed enough to be at your side!

[singinghuntress]

What do you think I am? Some kind of succubus? I don't go around constantly having sex all the time.

I do have a life outside of the bedroom.

[v_hunter_d]

There's no judgment! None at all! We, who you choose, are at your good graces! We are the fortunate!

[singinghuntress]

[Where normally she does like flattery...]

...So how long do you think until D realizes you're trying to convince my to sleep with you two.

[v_hunter_d]

Ah, no! No need to worry about that! I buried him about three hours ago!

[singinghuntress]

Wait, what.

What do you mean 'buried him'.

[v_hunter_d]

Yah, yah, no worries there. Don't get worried about old D there.. he just needs some time in the dirt.

[singinghuntress]

I've heard of vampires needing dirt from their home before, but, I've never heard of burying a dhampire before.

Why the hell does he need time in the dirt?

[v_hunter_d]

Oh, enough about him! More about you! Tell me, do you sleep alone tonight? Do you need company!?

[singinghuntress]

More about me hm~?

Unfortunately for you, I sleep during the day and work at night.

[v_hunter_d]

Ah, I can be sure to work you all night!

[singinghuntress]

...I have a legitimate job, you lecherous parasite. I work security detail around Everglade.

Which means, piss me off and I'll make sure you get a bullet to your face~. I'm extremely skilled with a sniper rifle. You won't even see it coming.

[v_hunter_d]

Oh, you are incredible!

I'll eat your bullets!