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[plungeintofire]

You know what you must do.

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[riddlemehiss]

I ate them.

[chambermusicandtenpins]

Well, that's going to make this an awkward Monday.

[riddlemehiss]

Mondays are always awkward. That's why everyone hates them.

[chambermusicandtenpins]

Perhaps it's because everyone's teachers keep losing their papers.

[riddlemehiss]

It's not losing if you know where they are.

[chambermusicandtenpins]

Which is, currently, in your stomach I imagine.

[riddlemehiss]

Correct! Full marks to you, Albus Dumbledore.

[chambermusicandtenpins]

I'll take my points with pride, then.

[riddlemehiss]

If you give all your students full marks it'll be quite the frabjous Monday.

[chambermusicandtenpins]

It would be except then the ones who need to learn more might be ill-prepared.

[riddlemehiss]

That's a problem for their future selves!

[chambermusicandtenpins]

Ah, but the trouble with our future selves is that they always turn into our present selves, one way or another.

[riddlemehiss]

The simple solution is to hide the scissors and wrapping paper from our future selves.

[chambermusicandtenpins]

And what would that do?

[riddlemehiss]

It stops our future selves becoming presents.

[chambermusicandtenpins]

Ah, a very logical plan.

[He is so upset he didn't catch the pun.]