TFLN

[plungeintofire]

You know what you must do.

Comments

1+3 because why not?

[k2so]

Was that a threat or a promise?

I think it has an option that is 'it's complicated' which is exactly how your problem sounds.

[chambermusicandtenpins]

Most likely as a promise, but I imagine the parents might not take it that way.

That is a fair assessment of it, yes.

[k2so]

Some parents can't appreciate your efforts, clearly. Only because you might teach to kids to levitate things or fight monsters.

Maybe you should upgrade him back to boyfriend if you still want to keep banging him.

[chambermusicandtenpins]

Oh, I imagine there's a number of parents who would not appreciate my methods, intoxicated or not.

[ASDGHJKL;LKJHGFDSA] I don't think it's quite like that.

[k2so]

Everyone's a critic nowadays. Don't teach magic to the kids, Don't teach them sex, don't teach them how to use rocket launchers....bah.

[ 8D ]

Why not? It sounds like a simple solution to me.

[chambermusicandtenpins]

Ah yes, everyone certainly has their beliefs on where to limit the knowledge of their children. [Rocket launchers, though?]

It is anything but simple, believe me.

[k2so]

Sometimes that does more harm than good.

[ Rocket launchers re the best weapons, everyone should know how to use them. ]

Ah. Is he not interested in pursuing the relationship again?

[chambermusicandtenpins]

Sometimes, but people must keep children safe regardless.

...it isn't quite like that.

[k2so]

True.

Then? Is there's a third party? Ohhhh....a child, maybe?

[Guess who's seen too many rom coms and dramas, Albus.]

[chambermusicandtenpins]

[AJKJKHGJHKVGF] No, no, neither of those, nothing like that.

[k2so]

[You're not giving him anything Albus, he has to theorize!]

Then...?

[chambermusicandtenpins]

We have a long history together. [/hell of an understatement]

[k2so]

It sounds like it. [ Don't you say.... ] What about seeing other people for a while?

[chambermusicandtenpins]

That would be a terrible idea. I think he might hex someone.

[k2so]

Jealousy is not a good trait. It does sounds like you are into a lose/lose situation. I am sorry.

[chambermusicandtenpins]

It's fine. We'll sort it out. We've been working on it, I think.

[k2so]

In that case, best luck my friend.

[chambermusicandtenpins]

Thank you. I think I may need it.