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[plungeintofire]

You know what you must do.

Comments

2

[greatestgood]

I was testing something, sorry about that.

Re: 2

[li_amaranth]

Just what the hell were you testing and where did we even get this many lawn flamingos!?

[greatestgood]

All I needed was one to start.

Do Kelpies like flamingos? Or do they find them an annoyance?

[li_amaranth]

GDI Gellert.

...They're okay for brief conversations.

[greatestgood]

Interesting. Do you turn pink after devouring them?

[li_amaranth]

What kind of question is that? Of course I don't turn pink after eating them!

[greatestgood]

I was hoping to see a pink Kelpie one day.

[li_amaranth]

NO.

There will be no pink Kelpies! Green, maybe. But NOT PINK.

[greatestgood]

Even if you eat the shrimp that turn Flamingoes pink in the first place?

[li_amaranth]

I don't like shrimp so I'm not eating them.

Why the hell do you want to see a pink kelpie anyway?

[greatestgood]

It would be strange. I have a strong affection for strange.

[li_amaranth]

Why am I not surprised.

I'm still not turning myself pink to satisfy your 'strange' fetish.

[greatestgood]

Then you'll have to cope with the plastic birds.

[li_amaranth]

GDI GELLERT

Get rid of these stupid plastic birds!

[greatestgood]

Give them names. It helps.

[li_amaranth]

I don't want to give them names! I want you to get them out of my cave and make them disappear!

[greatestgood]

Mordicus, Musidora, Bathsheba...

All of them are terrific names.

[li_amaranth]

What is it with Wizards and strange archaic names?

[greatestgood]

We like them? Where do you think my name came from?