1. You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win.
2. You told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual.
3. You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to accuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intoxication.
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genessiacrackers2018-09-14 12:46 pm
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2. You told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual.
3. You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to accuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intoxication.
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