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[plungeintofire]

You know what you must do.

Comments

[riddlemehiss]

I hope you have good taste in shampoo scents.

[greatestgood]

Natural scents? Floral? Honey? What do you prefer?

[riddlemehiss]

Do you have green olives?

[greatestgood]

I could acquire some. Do you prefer that scent?

[riddlemehiss]

Green olives are my favourite after fish, tea, and shoes.

[greatestgood]

Olives would be better for your ear fur.

[riddlemehiss]

Quite right! Smelling like fish would attract sharks.

[greatestgood]

It would send away those who wish to hold you too.

[riddlemehiss]

Is that why fish never get any human snuggles?

[greatestgood]

Partially. I can't say it's healthy for the fish to be held either.

[riddlemehiss]

But fish is one of the healthiest meats!