genessiacrackers

Me getting a taco is very important, too.

If it was that important you should have gone to Taco Bell.

[Office rules apply: if you want something done right, do it yourself.]

I was expecting you to bring me food.

[ Which was clearly displaced trust. He is so disappointed, cat! ]

I did catch a rat this morning, if you want it. But isn't it usually the human that brings the cat food?

Well yes but you're not a regular cat, are you?

Thanks I'll pass on the rat. Not that hungry.

How very rude! I'm the most regular cat you'll ever meet from Wonderland!

Ah. Sorry. I meant no disrespect. You're an unusual cat by the standards of my galaxy.

Maybe you're from a very unusual galaxy.

That is possible, I guess?

Although the local cats here aren't anything like you either.

Quite fortunately so. If all cats were Cheshire cats there wouldn't be nearly enough tea to go around.

Do I even want to ask what any of that has got to do with tea?

Everything has something to do with tea if you like tea enough.

Well... I guess that's one way to look at it. I prefer coffee.